Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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