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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I touched a dick in church today
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You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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