When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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