well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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