i would punch a child for taco bell
there's paper in my vomit.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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