dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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