I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it was like eating out sand paper
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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