Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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