its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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