So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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