Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
