Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
