i think my tv is drunk
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I got her a Nickelback box set.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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