I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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