would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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