You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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