I'm drive I can fine osifer
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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