i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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