what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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