2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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