Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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