It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He did a backflip because drugs
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