I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
It's shark week go big or go home
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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