worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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