Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The ass gains better be worth it
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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