Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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