Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'm bleeding and have questions
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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