Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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