Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
well you can't waste a boner
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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