try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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