There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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