no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
