Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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