you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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