I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize