i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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