It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Randomize
