Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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