I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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