I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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