her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
