What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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