Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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