nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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