do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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