No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
