I feel like abortions should bother me more
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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