That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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