Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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