Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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