I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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