Pregnant stripper...not hot.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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