dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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