It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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