What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Need sex. Gaining weight.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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