My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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