yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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